He made fun of my tie last week

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

singitforsaintjimmy:

do you ever listen to american idiot in it’s entirety and after whatsername ends you just sit there like fuck

thatfunnyblog:

i should not be laughing this hard

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (USA - UK - Germany, 2002)

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

THEME BY DEALWITHRHASS